The Show Me (the FIN) State Part TWO

After our last installment the natives have grown restless and are demanding to see proof we actually caught fish on this trip. So instead of doing a shit load of writing today I am gonna make this post a veritable Highlights Magazine (The kids magazine you guys read in the Doctor's office while you're waiting on your prescription for Valtrex) of pics and fun facts. I will get back to the storytelling tomorrow.



"My meat is bigger than Chris'. I mean who puts midges in a bugger beast...d-bag."





"I told you so"


"A taste of things to come"


"Can you say WOOKIE?"

"Cooler ingenuity at it's finest"

"Bad Bad Leroy Brown, The Baddest Damn Trout in the Whole Damn Town "



"What's Ryan got on the end of his line? Probably a rock, he is a camera whore after all."

"I ain't queer or nothin', but that's pretty"

So there are some of the pics. I am holding some of the piggy pics for tomorrow, I would hate blow my fish wad all at once. So before I leave you today I wanted to share some of my notes from the trip and shit I am still laughing about.

Best Quote: I am pretty sure if you ejaculate and defecate at the same exact time your heart will explode...seriously don't try it.

2nd Best Quote: The human anus could be called nature's pocket...think about it.

Best Nickname: General D♥licious

Best Old Guy Ever: Bob, he is like the David Caradine of Missouri (you haven't lived till you have seen Bob practice Tai Chi at 7 am)

Most Realistic Queef Sound: Kyle's outfitter mattresses when you rolled the air out, seriously if you closed your eyes you could see the lips flap

Best Phrase I Am Trying To Bring Back: "The Bees Knees" as in, "Getting the herp from Murphy was the bees knees."

Weirdest Moment: All of them

That's all for today kiddies, tune in tomorrow same bat time, same bat channel.

-Nymph-o